Friday, June 22, 2007

Seizure Salad

Sounds Like He Was Hungry (For Punishment)

Consternation over the hunt for a vegan burglar in Somerset, Pennsylvania. Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator. The man told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.
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10 comments:

  1. Brian in Oxford7:00 AM

    Maybe he was entertaining guests and needed a salad to serve ASAP? Hmmmm.....

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  2. Craver Vii8:19 AM

    C'mon, you mean to tell me you never wanted a salad so bad you could just kick a door down and take it by force??

    David, I found a spot for you on my sidebar. That's sidebar, not salad bar. Grrrr...

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  3. Catmoves10:24 AM

    Oh my. Definitely not a carnivore.
    I found something you might like to comment on at http://www.smh.com.au/news/Technology/Australia-announces-vast-national-broadband-plan/2007/06/18/1182018999327.html
    What do you suppose they meant by affordable?

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  4. Deborah Gamble12:22 PM

    Sounds like a perfectly sane thing for a hungry vegetarian to do. What is all the hulabaloo?

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  5. Lin4:30 PM

    A carnivore would never do such a thing but I can see where a true veggie-might. Especially if corn was involved.

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  6. david mcmahon12:39 AM

    Hi Brian,

    Maybe he was a priest and meant to say ``Lettuce pray''.

    Either way, he left his knife behind!

    Cheers

    David

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  7. david mcmahon12:40 AM

    Hi Craver VII,

    Sure have! Kinda every day.

    Terrific stuff - I'll add you to my salad bar, I mean, sidebar!

    Cheers

    David

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  8. david mcmahon12:41 AM

    Hi Catmoves,

    Thinks for the tip. Will check it out shortly. Broadband for the bush has suddenly become an election platform!

    Cheers

    David

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  9. david mcmahon12:42 AM

    Hi Debbie,

    Thanks for reining us all in and providing that sense of perspective.

    I'll just slink off quietly (with my salad bowl) and hope that nobody notices!

    Cheers

    David

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  10. david mcmahon12:44 AM

    Hi Lin,

    Oh, nice line, NICE line. Veggie-might! Goes straight to every true blue Australian heart.

    Maybe that's why my novel is called `Vegemite Vindaloo'!

    Cheers

    David

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