Friday, October 19, 2007

Schnit Happens

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Fry, Fry Again

Not enough time to fry your own schnitzel? A German firm has come up with a frozen version that can be cooked in a pop-up toaster in just three minutes. "We came up with them because increasingly people want something that's convenient," said Dietrich Gumppenberg, spokesman for meat-producer Toennies. The toasted version is made of pork coated in bread crumbs. It is sold frozen and can be cooked in any toaster in three minutes.

FOOTNOTE: Toast master.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:03 AM

    Gross! Can you imagine eating that? (My apologies if it's your favorite snack!)

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  2. three minutes..?

    i'm sure it wouldn't take longer than a half hour to whip up the entire meal..

    i'm afraid these days, our society has become heavily dependent on fast foods..now, they're even in the home..

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  3. Alternate Footnote:

    Perfect for a meat and greet!


    Bradley
    The Egel nest

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  4. *iiiiiiiii*
    I'd call that Whiner Schnitzel!

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  5. That does not sound as if it could be similar to the great schnitzel I loved when I lived in Germany!

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  6. Instant schnitzel on the block!

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  7. pork coated in bread coming out of the toaster sounds a tad icky to me. More than a tad, really.

    Note - My word verification is lipjip, I find it funny and fitting.

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  8. Anonymous12:04 AM

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