Tuesday, November 13, 2007

No Can Do

It’s Like Goldilocks And The Three Beers

It may have seemed like an emergency at the time, but a Connecticut man is now regretting his call to 911. The man was arrested after police said he called several times and asked them to bring him beer. He was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to hospital for treatment for an undisclosed ailment.

FOOTNOTE: Mystery ale-ment.
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18 comments:

  1. BRUNO2:00 PM

    I know, I know---"One was too HOT, one was too COLD(impossible!), but the third one was JU-U-U-ST right!

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  2. The Egel Nest4:50 PM

    Alternate Footnote:

    Man faces other charges stemming from ordering pizza from a firehouse...

    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

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  3. The Egel Nest4:51 PM

    Alternate Footnote #2 -

    When cops arrived, man was barley conscious...

    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

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  4. david mcmahon5:06 PM

    Hi Bruno,

    That, my friend, is the comment of the day!

    Bravo ....

    Cheers (in more ways than one)

    David

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  5. david mcmahon5:08 PM

    Hi Bradley,

    There is a standup routine at a comedy festival just waiting for you.

    I really enjoy reading your Alternative Footnotes!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  6. david mcmahon5:09 PM

    And again, Bradley,

    Barley conscious? That is brilliant. Ring Jerry Seinfeld now ....

    He'll hire you immediately.

    Keep smiling

    David

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  7. Anonymous5:13 PM

    WHen you got to have it, I guess you got to have it.

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  8. Alex L5:20 PM

    I fail to see how that isnt an emergency

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  9. Merisi5:27 PM

    I wonder what would have happened if he had called in for Sushi. Raw treatment, tuna boarding? Or a feature in the New York Times food section?

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  10. Shrink Wrapped Scream9:18 PM

    A lobotomy, one hopes?

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  11. imac9:27 PM

    He should have asked for a DD (double diamond) works wonders.

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  12. i beati1:12 AM

    I heard this on NPR while I was driving almost ran off the road laughing .. sk

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  13. Akelamalu4:50 AM

    He should have asked for a crate first off!

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  14. katherine.5:21 AM

    mystery ale-ment...laughing...

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  15. Misty DawnS7:15 AM

    I love your posts David, and I absolutely love Bradley's footnotes. Put the two together - and it is priceless!

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  16. DeeMom10:35 AM

    That was aired on National Public Radio…go figure the man had to be crazed

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  17. FHB12:33 PM

    Undisclosed ailment? Uh, I think he disclosed his ailment when he called 911 and asked for beer. It's called being loaded to the gills and dumb as a stump... Never to things that should ever mix and mingle.

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  18. Cape Cod Washashore2:16 PM

    Funny this! I remember the newscasters joking about this incident on local radio the day after it happened.

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