And They Were Really Snappy ,Too
Police and US Marshals in Ohio called for back-up from animal control when they went to the home of a suspected probation violator and found two alligators instead. Deputy US Marshal Joshua Hillard said people in the house told him the suspect wasn't home but invited the officers in. That's when they found the gators. Animal control officers was called, and an expert grabbed the reptiles.
FOOTNOTE: Gator aid.
As an Ohioan, I'm dying to know where they found an expert on Alligators... In Ohio...On short notice.
ReplyDeletegators... their pussy cats, get some salties in there that will test those police men out.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering that too epijunky! why would anyone have an alligator in ohio? lol.
ReplyDeletethanks for the wonderful comment and keep doing a good job
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a croc to me!
ReplyDeleteHi Epi,
ReplyDeleteYou've cut straight to the chase there!
Keep smiling
David
Hi Alex,
ReplyDeleteYep, salties are another matte altogether. (For non-Aussie readers, a ``salty'' is a saltwater crocodile - VERY cranky and bad-tempered!!)
Keep smiling
David
Hi A.Bananna,
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were owned by a woman called Ali Kater.
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David
Hi Mae,
ReplyDeleteThank you for that vote of confidence!
Keep smiling
David
Hi Jeff,
ReplyDeleteOkay, you win today's quip contest, hands down.
You're very quick, er, quip-witted!
Keep smiling
David
Boy, you've got everyone going on the puns now don't 'cha, David?
ReplyDeleteTo heck with the question as to "Why would anyone have an alligator -or croc -in Ohio. Why on earth would ANYONE have either/or anyplace other than in the swamps of Florida, and other southern places, where they damned well belong?
Gives me the shivers!
I also read about the python that swallowed the family dog while children were horror stricken in Australia- whose python was it ??
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here shaking my head..
ReplyDeleteSince I'm an Ohioan, this was on our local news!
ReplyDeleteI guess they're not taking a bite out of crime.
ReplyDeletesee ya later alligator..after a while crocodile?..ok maybe not too much of a while!..eeeeeeeeeek!...why do pple have snakes that eat their dogs and crocs anywhere but on their feet?..lol
ReplyDeleteAlternate Footnote:
ReplyDeleteSee you later, alligator...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Did they just have them as pets? Wandering about the house?
ReplyDeleteSome people have strange tastes...now if they were raising them to make alligator sausage with - that would be a different story altogether..
I agree- yu shud try livin wiv a croco-dragon. They're a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteThe croc's parent should be sued for not teaching their offspring to never snap at a police officer!
ReplyDeleteI can just see the policemen when they spotted those reptiles. Their faces say...later, gator!
ReplyDeleteMy husband being a devout Florida State alum would like Bradleys alternative footnote as Gator-aide was invented by Florida Gators - THE BIG RIVAL!!
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