Er, This Isn’t The Way To The Church, Is It?
A southwest Ohio woman ended up in jail on her way to serving as a bridesmaid at her sister's wedding. A state trooper charged the 28-year-old with driving under the influence and instead of walking down the aisle with the rest of the wedding party, she arrived at jail in her yellow bridesmaid's dress. Authorities say she was driving with an invalid license – and drove into a tree.
FOOTNOTE: Tree little words.
One of my "Homies" David...living in West Central Ohio, if I go 15 miles south, I'm in Southwestern Ohio....we don't always claim those folks though...;)
ReplyDeleteFunny, David! Your captions and comments for the joke are very funny! :D
ReplyDelete"...uh...'skuse me occifer..."
ReplyDeleteTree Little Words...Bwahahahahaha. This sounds about right. After all they were in Ohio. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day David. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I always believed the saying "Always a bridesmaid, never imbibed." Go figure. ;)
ReplyDeleteDrunk before the wedding? lol
ReplyDeleteAlternate Footnote:
ReplyDelete*singing* Going to the chapel and we're...going to get buried...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
If she had to get drunk inorder to face her sister's wedding, maybe tht tree thing wasn't an accident.
ReplyDeleteThese people give my home state a bad name!
ReplyDelete"Honest Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
Great footnote, but what an idiot that woman is!
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