Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you simply must sing karaoke
Please ensure you keep it low-key
Refrain from warbling lows and highs
Even if you think you're Ol' Blue Eyes

11 comments:

  1. Lovely and punny, and a nice touch of a wit as well!

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  2. do you karaoke david?

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  3. Anonymous5:07 PM

    There once was a fellow from Melbourne,
    Who penned his rhyme with a shoe horn,
    He filled it with pun,
    And kept it all fun,
    To keep people reading each morn.

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  4. This little ditty is really good!
    I'd write another one, if I could!
    But my Grandchildren call .....
    So that has to be all!

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  7. Quick witted David Mcmahon,
    Sings like an owl in a barn,
    His photos are just a click away,
    And get greater Day by Day.

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  8. kinda like what my grandfather used to say to me...can you sing solo? so low i can't hear you?

    can yo using tenor? ten or 12 miles away?

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  9. Karaoke made all think they could sing
    Giving their egos and voices wing
    But tin ears and bellies full of liquor
    Only make people fall quicker.

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  10. I'm with Quilly - that was a grand lead-in to a Limerick. Please do add a fifth "A" line! Perhaps something like:
    "Or folks will think you're quite hokey."

    What good fun - thank you!

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  11. I bet you think you're Ol' Blue Eyes!

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