Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

In Shediac their claim to fame
Is producing mighty lobsters
The sheriff thought he’d change his name
When visited by mobsters


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:51 PM

    In Shediac their claim to fame
    "Is first in transportation".
    The urge to depart from there
    Precedes the Canadian Nation.
    I marvel at their satisfied boast,
    With folks so quick to flee,
    I'm not sure I would preen and shout,
    And what they're fleeing is me!

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  2. Anonymous3:05 PM

    In fact, the cops of Shediac
    Get citizen's endorsement;
    What really causes local flak
    Is maritime enforcement.

    The sheriff writes a speeding tag,
    "He's just doing his job, sir".
    But Heaven help the salty dag
    Who dares inspect the lobster.

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  3. Shediac is a place I really do not know .....
    And from the sound of it
    I do not want to go!
    The lobsters are fighting back, you see...
    So many people eat them with their tea!
    Well I would do the same.....
    If they tried to eat me!

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  4. I like amoeba's.

    I doff my cap...

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