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A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, claimed to have wed the concrete structure in 1979. She said: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."
FOOTNOTE: It’s like talking to a brick wall.
And just like most women, she constantly complains that talking to her husband is like talking to a brick wall.
ReplyDeleteProbably gets turned on by playing "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd, and "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Does she consider herself a widow now, since the wall has long been demolished? Am I cheating with her husband, since I have chunks of the wall in a small box on my night stand? I don't like to think I'd help any husband be unfaithful...
ReplyDeleteShe's probably better off than some women...At least her husband doesn't beat her!
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I wonder if she calls him "Wally"?
ReplyDeleteAgain, you leave me speechless. All I can say is thanks for sharing these.
ReplyDeleteNo children then? :0/
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ReplyDeleteThis may be your most off the wall news-bit yet.
ReplyDeleteLove the photos!
ReplyDeleteThink I'll get me a hunk of that wall.If "he" ticks me off then all I have to do is put him to some good use... as a door stopper.
Score one for the strong silent type.
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