Sticking Point For Drunken Wager Over A Tractor
A Polish farmer is facing jail after a drunken bet in which he drove his two-ton tractor (we don’t known if it was a Massey-Ferguson) down a set of stairs in the middle of a town square in Tczew. He said: "After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep." But the vehicle got jammed and he fled - only to be caught by police an hour later back in the pub after witnesses gave cops a description.
FOOTNOTE: Messy Ferguson.
I guess he should have taken the elevator.
ReplyDeleteDavid, funny story! I know there must be something I'm not getting between Messy Ferguson and Massey Ferguson - maybe it's an Australian thing?
ReplyDeleteLOL. A Tractor accident. or is that a tractor incident.
ReplyDeleteA hoot! And then for him to go back to the pub!
ReplyDeleteOh no, not another Polish joke.
ReplyDeleteTo bad, he seemed to be talking a good game, at least half way up...
ReplyDeleteSandi
Seems my driving 'ain't so bad, after all..
ReplyDeleteBack in the pub?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't learn then...
Well if it was a John Deere I hope he was locked up!
ReplyDeleteCJ xx