Thursday, May 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

In downtown Wangaratta
The love their fish in batter
They’ll chase a single haddock
Halfway across the paddock

6 comments:

  1. ...something smells fishy..and it ain't salmon....

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  2. This fella could keep a lavatory custodian in work cleaning walls full time, if he ever decides to "go public"---perhaps literally!

    But don't leave a link behind as well, for Gods' sake....!

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  3. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Australians Are Weird

    If their fish come from the pasture,
    Where do they get their beef?
    I ain't eatin' with that lot,
    My tummy'll come to grief!

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  4. Silly. I wonder if it would taste good with Maple Syrup?

    ;-)

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  5. The Aussies like their food in batter
    So does it really matter
    If cod & haddock try to flee
    From ending up so nastily!

    They like their freedom so they run.
    Across the paddock for their fun.
    If you were walking in the sea
    You might end up as some ones tea!

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  6. ah ! a fishy tale

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