Saturday, May 10, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My good mate Big Kevvy
Is a thoroughbred fanatic
He bought a horse called Chevy
And keeps it in his attic

8 comments:

  1. Or, in Medieval times...

    Things That Go Bump, and a Knight


    (So it's a stretch. Just go with it.)

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  2. Our attic has some windy stairs
    Sometimes we have a job with chairs
    And mattresses and things like that
    There is no room to swing a cat.
    I don't believe a horse would fit
    Upon the the stairs of an attic!

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  3. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Kevvy's house caved in just t'other day,
    I don't know if it was the attic full of horse manure,
    Or the window boxes full of hay,
    The insurance man threw a great big fit,
    And then refused to pay.
    So I'm calling on you for a bit of help,
    You now a place where Kevvy and his horse can stay?

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  4. Anonymous6:53 PM

    aargh!

    KNOW

    KNOW

    KNOW

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  5. He feeds it lots of hay
    And waters it at noon
    He makes no sense whatever
    He's crazy as a loon!

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  6. a horse named Chevy in the attic. I like it.

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  7. Ode To David.

    I think Davids ditti's are very witty.
    I don't agree with some, who call them ......... 'bitty'. ( ;o) )
    I'll tell you now, there's nowt quite worse.
    Than doing a blog post using just verse.

    ...............

    Well done with all of them david.. all the best mate
    Tom

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