Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
What would happen if Engelbert Humperdinck
Rocked up to a concert clad in hot pink
Please release me, let me go
I don’t want to see him glow
Rocked up to a concert clad in hot pink
Please release me, let me go
I don’t want to see him glow
Engelbert Humperdink,
ReplyDeletePink or blue,
Likely wouldn't
sing for you.
King of Romance,
King of Sex,
Prefers Roxanne,
And you are Rex.
(According to Wikipedia, Engelbert Humperdink is reputed to have had sexual relations with over 3000 women.)
If Engelbert Humperdinck sang in pink
ReplyDeleteI think his concert would really stink
Please release me, let me go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it sno
..up up and away in my beautiful balloon... for sure!
ReplyDeleteEnglebert Humperdick clad in pink
ReplyDeleteWould really really stink
But then maybe the undies thrown his way
Often are the same way!
He would be arrested, of course,
ReplyDeleteby the Decency Squad!
I always assumed it was a stage name, but I was astonished to discover that the name Arnold Dorsey picked, belonged to some 19th century German opera composer. How unfortunate.
ReplyDeleteYou DO know you are officially certifiable now with that one? And I CAN do it you know!
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh (and sing!) out loud.
You are mad. God help your family....
You're right, David. Me either. ;)
ReplyDeleteHUMP - Her - DINK! That, in and of itself has always been enough to illicit a laugh...how old am I? 8?
ReplyDeletefun!
What would happen if good ole’ Engelbert Humperdinck
ReplyDeleteRocked up to a concert clad in bright and sexy pink
I’d sing along, “Please release me, let me go” with a wink
And I would blink, drink and dance with him in sync
Haha..And how old am I? Sweet 16, I think!
I'm singing that all day ahahahahahahah
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