Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
History teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired for being excessively "bubbly".
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired for being excessively "bubbly".
Groan! (love it!)
ReplyDeletelaughing...in my limited experience...once they are dishevelled and stubby....they have worn off all the bubbly....
ReplyDeleteHistory teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
ReplyDeleteGrew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired by being excessively “bubbly”.
So the school had to hire a history stand in.
yeah, i was pretty sure the ombudsman had to be an aussie.
ReplyDeletean aussie ombudsman from victoria
ReplyDeletewhose limericks have produced mass euphoria
oversees all the grocery storing
for me because i find it so boring...
i'll stop now. lest you think i'm stalking you.
You simply shall not sop champagne,
ReplyDeletethen proceed to 'dis' dear Charlemagne.
Better than being excessively drunk! ;0)
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