Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Even a grumpy baby alligator
Gets its lethal fangs much later
Especially if its savage pater
Was a discombobulator

9 comments:

  1. Oh David, I didn't know you were a Southern Boy...discombobulated being a very Southern Term lol...
    Sandi
    ps love the poem

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  2. But after a while,
    A crocodile
    Seems more my style
    By a country mile

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  3. I love this one - thanks for the chuckle!

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  4. And the million dollar question - just how does a daddy alligator discombobulate? Or is that a very rude question?

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  5. LOL Love the consistency of your rhymes, David. I'm wondering if that baby alligator was growing up in the swamps or the sewer. :)

    Cheers!

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  6. Anonymous3:01 PM

    ... or as daughter #2 used to announce so proudly at the zoo to all who were within earshot "...lookit! Addimagattors!"

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  7. Discombobulator...... not a word
    That I have ever really heard!
    I checked on Google I they tell
    That I could download one very well.
    I will not be doing so in case
    It's something nasty from Home Base.
    I'll stick to alligator's, small & whoppers
    Though l would always avoid their choppers!

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  8. discombobulate a favorite word of mine he hee

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