Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
The Great Debate leaves a stormy wake
About what makes the perfect steak
Is your plate bleeding, rare or medium?
Or d’you keep cooking to ward off tedium?
About what makes the perfect steak
Is your plate bleeding, rare or medium?
Or d’you keep cooking to ward off tedium?
David: What agreat steak debate.
ReplyDeleteYou can cook my steak well
ReplyDeleteOr cook it rare, what the hell
Just don't forget my name
Eatin' steak's my claim to fame.
The thought of steak just makes me squirm!
ReplyDeleteI'm nearly veggie, so you'll learn
Going to a barbie is no fun
Though I'd have fish in a bun.
All that blood on your plate!
This is truely a dreadful fate.
Can't think why you love it so
To your barbie, I wouldn't go!
If you want to savor that "great steak" flavor,
ReplyDeleteA red-hot pyre of charcoal fire,
Will sear the meat so you can eat,
If you dare, a steak juicy and rare.
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I want mine rare enough that it moos when I stick my fork in it.
Well done David, and I meant not the steak.:)
ReplyDeleteYes, a great debate that I enjoyed. However, here's my lack of interest in its participation:
Bleeding, tender, tough, medium or rare
How exactly it's done I do not really care
Just get me really quick any bloody steak
For I'm dying of hunger and my life is at stake
Some like it rare
ReplyDeleteSome like it done
But those who are vegans
May say "I want none."
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ReplyDeleteIf you bring it to me pink
ReplyDeleteI won't eat it
Better bring it back well done
Or I'll tell you to beat it
Okay, so the others were much better.
Clever way to start a discussion!