Monday, June 09, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

To drive a Chevy
You have to be heavy
To drive a Humvee
You need a big Bumvee!

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:59 PM

    I drive a Chevy bought with my own money.
    To drive a Humvee I'd need a rich honey.

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    I'd also need to have a brain transplant. There is no reason the average family really needs such a vehicle and to have one is to indulge in reckless consumption and waste of resources.

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  2. I'll stick to a Mini
    Even if it sounds tinny.
    They don't take much juice
    And parks by my hoose!

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  3. And you better own a fleet of bumveetroleum tankers! :-)

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  4. I don't need a Hummer.
    With gas prices a bummer.
    I prefer my Metro.
    Since it takes less petro.

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  5. Bumvee?! Okay, now that made me giggle!

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  6. I'm laughing but that is really terrible.

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  7. Give me a Chevy Pickup anytime of day
    the Humvee is a war machine and should have stayed that way

    Sandi

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  8. Oh thanks, now I have this song running through my head: drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.....

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