Thursday, June 19, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If Sister Harriet got roaring drunk
Would she sing hard rock or punk?
If Brother Clement did the bunk
Would he become a felonious monk?
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5 comments:

  1. Berni2:00 PM

    Literary crime for sure.

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  2. Whistle Britches11:33 PM

    that's a great one.
    haha.

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  3. Lavinia12:39 AM

    Love it!

    I can't resist.....

    If Mother Superior sang a ditty
    Do you think it would be witty?
    If the Vicar fell to drinking
    What on earth could he be thinking?
    And as for the choirboy who couldn't hit high "C"
    Is he going to heaven? We'll
    have to wait and see ..... :)

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  4. maryt/theteach1:11 AM

    Very funny, David! Clever and so imaginative!

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  5. San5:35 AM

    Thelonious said, "That's a crime."

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