Saturday, June 21, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Down the track in Huntingdale
They tethered nothing in the gale
The cattle found themselves airborne
But floated gently to our lawn

6 comments:

  1. The cattle have been raised well to accomplish this in a gentle fashion!
    Thanks for making me smile.

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  2. Anonymous4:28 PM

    The farmer came to get his beef
    and couldn't overcome his grief,
    Several cattle had gone astray.
    {We're having barbecue Saturday.)

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  3. Alas what am I going to do?
    My lawn is looking like a zoo.
    I cannot think how cows got there
    I have not time to stand & stare.

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  4. Another great verse.. I forgot to say thank you for the mention you give my Ladybird post.. so betterlate than never.. thank you.

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  5. The cows were flying through the air

    I knew I really could not stare

    Looking up I might get hit

    By cows who knew that they could spit

    Cliff Note:You were probably expecting some other last line, weren't you?

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  6. "Worse Verse"

    The cows I found upon my lawn
    Were there from dusk until the dawn.
    I wrapped and stamped them for the mail
    And shipped them back to Huntingdale.

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