Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
I think I’ll buy a pedal car
My Falcon won’t go very far
With the rising price of gas
I’ll have to buy a mule or ass
My Falcon won’t go very far
With the rising price of gas
I’ll have to buy a mule or ass
I tried to think of something witty, but all my thoughts were kind of half-assed.
ReplyDeleteHeh! you and me both! Did you hear about Sicily using mules to remove the country's refuse?
ReplyDeleteHow about a horse,
ReplyDeleteyour kingdom for a horse?
What is wrong with walking?
ReplyDeleteIt is no use just talking?
Get an ass & ride its back
I'm sure you'd just pick up the knack.
The days of guzzling gas are over
Why not by a dog named Rover?
He would keep you company..
And on the ass could stride your knee.
But the thought of you in a peddle car.....
Just cracked me up!
With the price at the pump
ReplyDeleteWe should hop, skip, or jump
If you don't have a bike
just go for a hike
On yer bike then mate! I go Shank's pony meself!
ReplyDeletebetter stick with a bicycle, if you don't want to clean up after your mule ^^;
ReplyDeleteAmen, brotha!!
ReplyDeleteHow true this is! My kingdom for a bike friendly place to live.
ReplyDeleteA mule? Make hay while the sun shines....
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ReplyDeleteD,
ReplyDeleteIf you're really willing to give up your kingdom, the Netherlands is a very bike friendly place to live!
I will go and take my stroller,
It won't even cost a dollar!
(Sorry about the bad rhyme.)