Mrs. Santa said to Mr. I've got antler pokes here, And hoof tracks there, Blitzen's run off With that singer named Cher. The van isn't packed, But my suitcases are, Your dinner's in the dustbin And my butt's in the car.
Mrs Santa said, "Enough" She went to give him a sound cuff! "Making all those blasted toys For little girls & little boys Well I have had enough of it!" Poor Santa once agin was hit!
Missing reindeer? Have no fear. Don't call a cop, Christmas won't stop. The sleigh has been dispatched, with Blitzen attached, tied to Santa with string, like so much Bling, Bling.
Ha! Poor Blitzen, always fixin sumthin in the kitchen, never timely...sorry for this rhymely...
ReplyDeleteMrs. Santa should tell Mr. Santa to pack his own van.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Santa said to Mr.
ReplyDeleteI've got antler pokes here,
And hoof tracks there,
Blitzen's run off
With that singer named Cher.
The van isn't packed,
But my suitcases are,
Your dinner's in the dustbin
And my butt's in the car.
Oh! I meant to add my thanks to Willow for the inspiration. And to tell you:
ReplyDeleteThere's a new game up at my place. Put on your thinking cap and drop by.
But does Santa really know where the elves where last Tuesday? Most likely hitting the pub for some ale.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Doug : )
Mrs Santa said, "Enough"
ReplyDeleteShe went to give him a sound cuff!
"Making all those blasted toys
For little girls & little boys
Well I have had enough of it!"
Poor Santa once agin was hit!
Now we know who really does all the work. Santa is just the sleigh-ve driver after all!
ReplyDeleteBlitzen is not at home
ReplyDeleteOr getting a treatment at the spa
Blitzen is at the judgemment dome
On trial for running over grandma
Missing reindeer?
ReplyDeleteHave no fear.
Don't call a cop,
Christmas won't stop.
The sleigh has been dispatched,
with Blitzen attached,
tied to Santa with string,
like so much Bling, Bling.