Thursday, July 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The facts of life
I learnt in Fife
Never wear kilts
If you walk on stilts
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13 comments:

  1. kimmy1:01 PM

    Good advice David. I always wear skirts, but I've never walked on stilts. I am a clutz with my own two feet!!!!

    Kimmy

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  2. Cheffie-Mom1:03 PM

    I will remember that the next time I'm wearing a skirt walking on stilts, while baking chocolate mousse! LOL!

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  3. katherine.3:35 PM

    hhmmm ummmm....snd where is the picture of THAT pray tell...???

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  4. Maggie May4:23 PM

    Keep your sporan & your kilt
    The Scottish air can make things wilt!

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  5. Unknown4:41 PM

    LMAO oh this is definitely one of your best yet David. Always keep your 'crown jewels' below eye-level and well protected!

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  6. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Oh my!

    Is this mud in my eye?
    Not a bit.
    I think it's .....

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  7. Tom8:00 PM

    LOL... I love this one...

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  8. Cath8:40 PM

    LMAO at katherine's comment as well as the verse....

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  9. Cliff9:17 PM

    This advice is real good
    And should be well taken
    Here's another suggestion
    Don't be nude frying bacon

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  10. imbeingheldhostage11:00 PM

    Funny-- and I always wait for Maggie May's response-- she never lets me down!

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  11. Angela DeRossett3:35 AM

    Haha!

    Thanks for noting my post. I guess I didn't realize that it was winter where you are. I do not envy the cold weather... I am totally a summer person. (But you can rub in your good weather in about 6 months when I am cursing the snow. )

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  12. Tess Kincaid10:59 AM

    Very intelligent advice. I do so love a man in a kilt, though.

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  13. Sandy Kessler2:46 AM

    too priceless

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