Saturday, July 05, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Mending fences
Splitting tenses
Contact lenses
On Mercedes-Benzes

10 comments:

  1. Same goes on my VW, David!

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  2. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Forgot your glasses,
    And broke the picket,
    Car's in the pool,
    And you've got a ticket.

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  3. Bread and butter
    Words to mutter
    Clean your gutter
    Click the shutter.

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  4. Paint the shed
    Children fed
    Wash the plates
    Ring up my mates!

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  5. I was attracted to your title 'Verse and Worse' as I once used it and thought myself original!!! I'd love to take part in your Blog. I'm an elderly poet and I've set myself the task of publishing a verse blog every day for the rest of my life! I'd love you to visit Rinkly Rimes
    http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/
    and I love to take part in your verse 'competitions.'
    Brenda Bryant

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  6. Mending fences
    spliting rails
    bulging biceps
    dirty nails

    Pappy

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  7. "Verse And Worse" makes me smile! Thanks David!

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  8. Hi David - I'm just discovering your blog. We have a few things in common - a la six degrees of separation...
    My last name is Mahon.
    My ex-husband is Indian and I've been to New Delhi & Jaipur.
    My in-laws live in Australia although I've never been (unfortunately).
    I too, have an interest in photography.
    I'll be back to see what you're up to!

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  9. Fence is broke
    So I spoke
    Made a joke
    My car does smoke

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  10. If one is dense,
    And can't give tuppence
    Then hence,
    It all makes no sense.

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