Friday, August 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Without a grumble stands Charlie Fumble
Beside his mailbox, ever so humble
He’s waiting on snail-mail from a loving female
And doesn’t believe that everyone’s on email

11 comments:

  1. I wouldn't believe it either. I get about as much junk email snail mail that I do in my spam folder. It's a lot harder to rip up the credit card offers than it is to hit "delete all spam."

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  2. Anonymous1:53 PM

    I sent my love a letter.
    I put it in the mail.
    He says he never got it.
    Guess someone ate the snail.

    I sent my love some chocolate,
    A box of the tastiest brand.
    The mailman gave him an empty box,
    From his chocolate coated hand.

    I sent my love an email
    Across the internet,
    It came back undeliverable.
    I was getting quite upset.

    I guess to get a message
    From the kitchen to the den,
    I'll call him on his cell phone.
    He'll have to answer then!

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  3. snail mail from a loving female is much better!

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  4. It will be worth the wait.

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  5. A Bear was on holiday from Crewe,
    When suddenly he needed the loo.
    He wriggled along,
    Saw a billabong,
    Ran over and did a great poo.

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  6. I adore letters and still hand write mine to friends and family...Mary

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  7. Hello David
    I have added your blog to my blog list.
    Have you visited Brenda's blog at
    http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/

    Bear((( )))

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  8. Hopefully that female is not only on email.

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  9. The times I waited for snail mail
    And shed buckets into a pail
    When the longed for letter didn't come
    Then email was set up by kind son! :-)

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  10. That old chap Charlie Crumble
    On his way to the mailbox did stumble
    Some times in the box
    Is a package of socks
    Thoughts of email makes him crumble

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