If it's milk or bread That will stay in my head But I might need some flour Or soap for the shower Do I have to get oil Maybe aluminum foil You now get my gist I do need a list
I make a list through out the week, To take when I shop for the things I seek. List in my purse, I walk out the door, Yet the list never makes it to the store. Somewhere twixt house and market it disappears, And I end my shopping trip in tears.
I never go shopping without a list
ReplyDeleteAlas it's other things I've usually missed.
Like trousers and pants,
like shirt and coat.
I don't get embarrassed,
I just like to gloat
My thought is just that
if you looked like I do,
then you'd ditch your clothes
and shop naked too.
You'd see dicks by the fruit stand,
bottoms in the dairy
Some would be banned
for being too hairy.
There'd by fannys by the ice cream,
tits by the honey,
It's all very well,
but where do you keep your money?
I do shop without a list,
ReplyDeletebut please do not despair,
I may forget the shampoo
mousse and gel,
for dinner buy donuts,
crisps-- whatever is on sale,
but with a happy tummy,
who's thinking about my hair?
It is not only the things missed, but the things you get that you didn't intend to.
ReplyDeleteWe go for three items without a list. Four must be written down.
If it's milk or bread
ReplyDeleteThat will stay in my head
But I might need some flour
Or soap for the shower
Do I have to get oil
Maybe aluminum foil
You now get my gist
I do need a list
Absolutely,
ReplyDeleteI do indeed!
This is me,
to a tee!
I make a list through out the week,
ReplyDeleteTo take when I shop for the things I seek.
List in my purse, I walk out the door,
Yet the list never makes it to the store.
Somewhere twixt house and market it disappears,
And I end my shopping trip in tears.
Oh SO true! Missing half the things I need and brought home twice as much of the things I don't!
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