Thursday, August 21, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My mate on the coast used to train a porpoise
Instead of Fred, he christened it Habeus Corpus
Then he worked with a bottlenose dolphin
And used it as a caddy when he went golfin’

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:43 PM

    If his caddy is a dolfin,
    Then he must be bad at golfin'.
    He really shouldn't aughter,
    Spend so much time in the water.

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  2. From having "the body" to having "a caddy", how posh is that? Writ of the times? ;-)

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  3. He had a turtle called Frank who he liked a lot,
    but his jealous wife put Frank in a pot.

    Upset and hurt, he left his wife,
    and set out to find a brand new life.

    He searched high and low across the seas,
    to find a replacement who was more than a tease.

    Today you'll find him on a tropical isle.
    He's living in sin with a lobster named Kyle.

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  4. This poem you wrote about a big fish
    Is a fantasy, a hope, a wish
    Next you'll tell us of a whale named Dennis
    Who has a racket, he's good at tennis.

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