Maybe He Had Just Eaten Beans
A US man has been charged with assault after he allegedly broke wind on a police officer. Police say they were fingerprinting the man when he moved near a patrolman, lifted his leg and passed gas "loudly" on the officer. He then allegedly waved the air in the direction of the officer.
FOOTNOTE: Fart from the madding crowd.
Goon with the Wind.
ReplyDeleteYour best ever fart from the maddening crowd. I may not get over that today !!!!hahahahahhahahahah..The moveie Austalia with Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman looks good..sk
ReplyDeletewhat a stinker!
ReplyDeleteWould he be from "the windy city"? What a gas! Being meaning to come back to your site for ages. I've made it at long last!
ReplyDeleteHA ha ha ha! Very funny, if not polite!
ReplyDeleteMy rebellious nature is LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow can one not love a punny man.
ReplyDeleteI read this online and couldn't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteLet's that make an aussault with a concealed weapon!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha ha....
ReplyDeleteThis one forced me to come here and comment.
I wonder if it was mustard gas?
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I'll have to send this link to my son. He'll love it - Peace - D
What's next - halitosis assault by talking to the arresting officer without brushing teeth?
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