Thursday, September 18, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My neighbour Calvin Querkus
Said he'd run away to the circus
But the circus moved to Sydney
So he scrapped his plans, didn' 'e?
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6 comments:

  1. Claremont First Ward1:58 PM

    Is it safe to say he's still your neighbor? :)

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  2. Anonymous5:57 PM

    If he was indeed your neighbor, why would Querkus need a circus? I should think installing picture windows would have the same effect.

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  3. Cliff7:02 PM

    Did Querkus want to be a clown
    So he could go from town to town
    Driving in a tiny car
    So allwould think he was a star

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  4. Maggie May7:49 PM

    The circus did not want your neighbour
    Cos he runs round with a saber.
    Thats why they moved away from you,
    But he got a job at the local zoo.

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  5. Anonymous9:06 PM

    Amazing. I like it 'cause it rhymes. It surprises me that all of the people who have left a comment have also left them rhyming

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  6. This Is My Blog - fishing guy11:37 PM

    David: Was he a nice neigbor?
    My neighbour Walter Dare
    Said he'd run away to the fair
    But the fair moved to Toledo
    So he decided not-to-go.

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