Saturday, September 27, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you must transport escargot
Just book 'em aboard Wells Fargo
I know they'll deliver without fail
And so much quicker than "snail" mail

5 comments:

  1. I once drove a Cadilac
    it ran on gas and dough
    now I drive a four door snail
    just watch that S car GO!

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  2. There was a mailman from Nantucket,
    who drove an old rusty bucket,
    When he delivered the mail,
    It would have gone faster on the back of a snail!

    :o)
    Jo

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  3. I would rather drive a rusty VW
    Than ask for a ride and trouble you.
    It's a mighty old car
    That'll take me far
    That's my trust, rusty VW!

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  4. Wouldn't that BE "Snail Mail?"

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  5. reminds me of a joke my kids told when they were younger about the snail who traded in his shell for a Porsche Boxter S.

    as he sped by everyone said,

    "Look at that S car go"

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