Them’s The Breaks, For Gardeners
British gardeners have been told not to lock their sheds - so thieves don't damage them when they break in. Allotment holders in Bristol have been warned padlocks can lead to thieves forcing their way through doors and windows of the council-owned sheds.
FOOTNOTE: Don’t lock, Smith.
Well I never knew that guv!
ReplyDeleteCor blimey. What next?
I'd lock it and PROVE a forced entry!
So, if people are going to steal just let them? Ok, that's a strange approach.
ReplyDeleteWhat's next? Milk and cookies, plus a dozen reindeers for a speedy getaway?
ReplyDeleteMight as well put a sign out front: Thieves Welcome! *duh*
ReplyDeleteAlternate Footnote:
ReplyDeleteLook it up and throw away the tree...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
You're a writer? Hmmm. So, what's with that first sentence? Missing some info, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteLuckily, you wrote the rest clearly enough that I can easily deduce what is missing. ;)
That is something. It sounds like something George W. Bush would want done.
ReplyDeleteMy Alternate Footnote today was SUPPOSED to say...LOCK IT UP and throw away the tree...!!!
ReplyDeleteOh well...lol
Bradley
The Egel Nest