Saturday, October 04, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Slender Kate Moss has been cast in pure gold
But her fifty-kilogram statue will never be sold
Mick Jagger might covet it, but that's his loss
We all know a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss

7 comments:

  1. oh mah holy hell :-)

    You are too funny, seriously.
    I just snorted Miller lite and that is not a comfortable feeling.

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  2. You are a hoot, David!
    Thanks for the chuckle!
    Jo

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  3. LOL! Brilliant!!!

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  4. Anonymous8:38 PM

    We're all aware that she can pose
    That she's an International Beauty
    It's just a shame the sculptor chose
    To show off all her booty

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  5. Anonymous11:13 PM

    I laughed when I read this. I assume you are the author.

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