Friday, October 17, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you need a break from the strictures of scansion
Remember it's getting crowded at the Playboy Mansion
There’s bunnies moving in and bunnies moving out
And everyone’s hoping Hef’s heart remains stout
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5 comments:

  1. Epijunky1:03 PM

    Okay, that's good stuff right there.

    I know a few people who are huge fans of Hef :)

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  2. Sandi McBride1:37 PM

    I'm fairly certain (you can take it to the bank)
    that Hef's house and his heart will survive any prank
    as long as you're careful to leave on the sill his tall glass of bourbon and his little blue pill

    Sandi

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  3. Sharon2:42 PM

    Hef will forever be a Playboy at heart...
    Thank God for viagra, the horny old fart! LOL

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  4. Anonymous5:14 PM

    It isn't Hugh's heart that attracks those sexy little bunnies. It's his
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    wallet.

    What did you think I was going to say?

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  5. Cliff9:55 PM

    When going to the Playboy place
    You're going to see a lot of lace
    I think Hef likes to get those hugs
    But better still all those young jugs

    Cliff Note:What I mean is 12 year old scotch...Right!

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