Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
Christopher, robbin', went down with malice
The magistrate told him his theft was callous
He stole the heart of a girl named Alice
And made her ex-boyfriend terribly jallous
The magistrate told him his theft was callous
He stole the heart of a girl named Alice
And made her ex-boyfriend terribly jallous
Women always go for the bad boys, so I've always heard, then spend the rest of their lives trying to turn them into gentlemen. We are contrary creatures, we women.
ReplyDeleteSandi
I have absolutely nothing to contribute. That was excellent ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd count me in as someone who likes the bad boys.
Having spent 14 years married to a bad boy, I say the rest of the women are welcome to them. I like the hard-working, comes-home-every-night, pays-the-bills fella I have now.
ReplyDeleteFeel so sorry for non-bloggers, look what they're missing.
ReplyDeleteChristopher Robin told Winnie the Pooh
ReplyDeleteIf he wasn't stuffed, he'd have fun too
Chris found Alice and told Pooh the goods
He no longer needs the Hundred Acre Woods
David: This one is your best and I'm not touching it.
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