Friday, October 31, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My shrewd old uncle Ebenezer
Hoarded his cash in his freezer
So when his heirs were done and chosen
He told us all his assets were frozen
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7 comments:

  1. Queen-Size funny bone12:51 PM

    good one, and he was a wise old man. can't lose it in the market if its frozen.

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  2. Pat - Arkansas2:34 PM

    Cold cash, eh?

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  3. katherine.3:05 PM

    cold hard cash....or a cold heartless hard ass....

    sorry.

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  4. Maggie May6:39 PM

    Iceland is no place to save...
    The freezer is a better bet.
    Or stuff the cash in a cave
    Your hard earned cash which made you sweat.......

    Might be safer than in a bank
    But could smell musty & damp & dank.

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  5. Cliff6:43 PM

    We're all searching on the web
    For a man like uncle Eb
    Some may think the man was funny
    But he had a freezer full of money

    I know some who thought he's sweet
    Although his freezer had no meat
    A man like that was hard to bash
    He had a freezer full of cash

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  6. GreenJello1:16 AM

    Love this one! LOL

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  7. This Is My Blog - fishing guy12:13 AM

    David: Love it, love it, love it.

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