Maybe The Sofa Is A Disguised UFO
A British family claim their sofa is haunted. Christine Strange, of Bristol, says her couch has started making weird noises that are getting louder and louder: "It could be an alien for all we know." Her husband Nigel refuses to sit on the sofa.
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Strange by name and strange by nature, let me be the first to quip 'Sofar so good'
ReplyDeleteOh Moanie--that's a good one.
ReplyDeleteI think you just might have trumped David.
Bear((( )))
Time to toss the sofa and get a couch. I heard they make less noise.
ReplyDeleteOkay, if you'll remember, we just blame the cat.
ReplyDeleteSandi
I'm always amazed at the items you find to report. This one gave me a chuckle. Perhaps this couple needs to call in a medium to perform a divan-ation.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like they've all had a little too much to drink!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they tried oiling the springs?
ReplyDeletemine makes weird sounds too but I won't go there hahaahahSandy
ReplyDeleteI knew it. Aliens are amongst us. Oh my gotta warn my friends of them invading our sofas. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteThis post just made my day. Thanks.