Friday, November 07, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Remember the tribulations of Uncle Vince?
We forgot he was allergic to half-ripe quince
He broke out in spots and some purple dots
And we had to revive him with tequila shots

7 comments:

  1. I've heard tequila shots cure everything.

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  2. Sheesh! I shoulda tried tequila shots before going on prednisone!

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  3. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Tequila shots?

    Give me lots!

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  4. That was really funny!
    I can administer an epipen!

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  5. One doesn't need a needle when one is administered tequilla shots for the blots and spots! LOL

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  6. I had heard that uncle Vince
    Is now avoiding any quince
    Those last shots had made him squim
    Someone forgot to take out the worm

    Cliff Note: I know you posted on my blog that Vince McMahon was no relation, so this has to be a difference Vince.

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  7. If tequila shots don't do the trick
    I guess we'll call on Cousin Nick
    He always knows what to do
    you never want spots to turn blue.

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