Saturday, November 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The cops are looking for Gordon Querkus
Who ran away to join the circus
The IRS say he's really shady
Since he doubles as a bearded lady

9 comments:

  1. I'll bet you wanted to run away with a circus when you were a boy...at least for a weekend. Are you a Querkus by any chance?
    Sandi

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  2. Well, I hear bearded ladies are rare, though frankly I think we don't really care.

    And, fyi, the silly Google checksum set of random letters, entry necessary for comment entrance is oh so apropos for this circular session ... "loonsent" . Yes, it's true. That is the nonsensical but in this case, winning combination of keystrokes :) Querkus indeed!

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  3. Gordon Querkus? Where do you get those names? lol

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  4. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Hey, that's my auntie you're making fun of!

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  5. Love to know where you think up these funny rhymes. Is it in the middle of the night, transporting to work or in the bath? LOL

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  6. g'day down under, your verse made me smile

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  7. Anonymous10:28 PM

    Another belly laugh from our resident smile doctor-you are a tonic.
    Gordon Querkus? Priceless

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  8. He sounds like a cousin to my good friend San

    Who joined the circus before your man

    The IRS admitted that in his heyday

    His shadiness disappeared on payday.

    (Don't know why that word shady made me think of 5 o'clock shadows.)

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  9. hahahaahhahahahah

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