Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Let me inform you about Dora Clouseau
The blushing bride who misplaced her trousseau
She lost her dress, she lost her veil
So it was no surprise she began to wail

6 comments:

  1. Brides can be vain
    Tis true, tis true
    But I don't think her husband cared
    Do you?

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  2. She lost her trousseau is that such a disaster? Isn't she married to a famous inspector?
    Sandi

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  3. Anonymous4:38 PM

    And she was truly blushing when she walked down the isle,
    But the men in attendance were wearing a smile.

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  4. Lost her trousseau
    and married Mr. Trudeau
    Who governed the land
    of O'Canada.

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  5. She was having a problem remembering things..
    The next problem was the loss of the rings.
    Her intended showed up, but but Dora forgot...
    So the wedding was cancelled, she'd lost the plot!

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  6. And I wish to narrate the story of another bride, Gail,
    She too lost her trousseau, went hysteric and very pale,
    Till she arranged another set just like one before, up to last detail,
    Gail postponed her wedding, ain't this a nice quirky tale?

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