That's Not A Real Toilet, Sir
A desperate shopper got himself banned from a bathroom shop in Germany when he used a display toilet. The man dashed into the store in Bochum and relieved himself before realising the lavatory wasn't connected to the drains. Furious staff gave him a cleaning bill and a lifetime ban from the shop.
FOOTNOTE: Ban on the run.
David: I think that was a ban on using his bum.
ReplyDeleteAw..... everyone makes a mistake! A rather messy one I admit!
ReplyDeleteFank toilet tank.
ReplyDeletethey must have been really pissed off with him then!!!
ReplyDeleteNo trees available? Poor sod!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Thank heavens it wasn't in the window display.
ReplyDeleteverificaton word tolood, I swear
too-looed or even-
too-lewd!
EEEEEEOooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteYeck!
Alternate Footnote:
ReplyDeleteUrine Trouble... (you're in trouble)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
I've heard of children in potty training making this type of mistake but never an adult before. How humiliating for him. Hope the toilet wasn't sitting on carpet.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
A favorite saying of my Grandpa was "When you gotta go you gotta go".
ReplyDeleteAn Arkie's Musings
Yikes! I bet his cheeks were red :) I wonder if that story will ever be funny enough for him to tell on himself - hehe
ReplyDeleteOh dear....
ReplyDeleteWell then, they shouldn't put it out there tempting the bladder (I hope)challenged.
ReplyDeleteI know that privacy isn't as critical in Europe as it is in the US, but that's a bit much don't you think? On the other hand, they do call them store "show rooms" don't they?
ReplyDeleteThat must must have been so embarassed. I think the store seems to have overreacted a bit, unless he has a prior history of this kind of behaviour.
ReplyDeleteLOL this so reminded me of when my brother and his wife took their little girl, aged 2, to a bathroom store. They turned their backs for 2 minutes and she'd done a poo in one of the display toilets!
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