Monday, December 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Frosty the Snowman caught a mighty chill
The doctor declared "There's no suitable pill".
He sniffled, he sneezed, he coughed and he wheezed
But when we turned up the heating it eased


10 comments:

  1. LOL @ Queen-sized funny bone.

    There once was a monitor lizard

    Who got caught in a terrible blizzard

    He couldn't ski

    And fell into the sea

    Now he lives in a penguin's gizzard

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  2. But Frosty didn't make out so well
    when he went into the hot ash
    for when he tripped and fell
    it ended with a great big splash.

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  3. Hah, cute, I liked this.

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  4. Yes it eased alright, eased the money straight from our wallets to pay the heat bill...!!
    LOL

    I liked this !

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  5. When Frosty went to the doctor
    His nose was sore from blowing
    He wouldn't need to make this trip
    If he'd wear his hat when it's snowing

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  6. Hahahaha great one David!

    Poor Frosty's now defrosting,
    Oh what are we to do?
    Quick open up the freezer,
    And let's hope that he'll re-new!

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  7. I like this one! :D

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  8. Eep @ The Brit. A re-animated Frosty, that's scary! I feel a poem coming on....LOL

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