Saturday, January 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My second cousin (twice removed) Harrison Logan
Sure fancied himself as some sort of shogun
But he never had a dynasty that needed his ruling
Although as a gourmand he was famous for drooling

7 comments:

  1. Style and grace become everything
    To a guy who can't help drooling.
    Let him rule if he must
    He has a hankie I trust
    To deal with all that ol' drooling.

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  2. Poor old Harrison Logan
    forgot to wear his trusty Trojan
    years later he found
    the drool did abound
    the tool he carried was explodin'

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  3. Thank You for your comment on my blog!

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  4. A second cousin TWICE removed.......
    Almost a stranger, can it be proved
    That he really is related to you?
    A drooling, gourmand, shogun....phew!

    Word verification mindshi.....Is it trying to tell me something?

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  5. One hopes he did get beyond the drooling stages, every now and then.
    ;-)

    Word Veri: unrenona

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  6. Hmmmm, I think I might know someone like this droolin cousin
    he is always a fussin.

    I really like the sky reflection in you sunnies picture.

    Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment on my blog. While our gray skies are boring, your 100F temps are frightening.

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  7. Anonymous2:14 AM

    It's not very nice to drool in your rice
    Or to slobber all over your Sushi.
    And you may be a Shogun
    But I'm here to say, son,
    That you're eating just like an Acouchi.
    [South American rodent:how's that for pushing the bar?]

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