Saturday, April 18, 2009

Fir Crying Out Loud

Just Looking For A Tree Surgeon

Astonished surgeons at Izhevsk Hospital in Russia have removed a two-inch-long fir tree growing inside a patient's lungs. Doctors believe he breathed in a tiny seed which then began growing in his lung and that the agony was caused by the plant's needle-like leaves digging into his lung.

FOOTNOTE: Spruced up.

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  2. Stealthily, a tree grew in Brooklyn, er, his lung.
    Tree surgeon, to the rescue! ;-)

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  3. Anonymous1:19 AM

    and you thought you couldn't grow melon when swallowing a seed! LOL ;)

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  4. Wonders never cease! Firtunately for him, a good surgeon wasn't hard to find.

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  5. I have trouble believing this, but what do I know...

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  6. My mother always warned us not to eat apple seeds or a tree would grow inside us. Hmmm...maybe she had something there! lol

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  7. no! this is another one of those childhood one of beans growing in your stomach or out your ears if you don't wash them properly...

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  8. This blows my mind. How did it grow without any light?

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  9. I saw this in one of our papers.
    My grandma used to say to us as kids, "If you swallow tomato pips, you will get a tree grow in your stomach"
    She was almost right!

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  10. Bizarre! Someone should have told him not in inhale.

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  11. I read about this - Amazing! It was good news for him though that it wasn't a tumour after all. :0

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  12. Uh oh, what about me? I swallowed a fly...

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  13. Wonder if the patient suffered from pins and needles!

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  14. Amazing! Just... amazing!

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  15. Oh Fir Pete's sake!

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  16. It sounded very Pine-full David.. :O)

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