How are you this morning, O grumpy Lord Cardigan?
The chef’s fried your bacon in day-old lard again
Your Gucci eyeshade makes you look just like Zorro
If you don’t watch your health, you won’t be here tomorrow
The chef’s fried your bacon in day-old lard again
Your Gucci eyeshade makes you look just like Zorro
If you don’t watch your health, you won’t be here tomorrow
That is funny on every line. Good little ditty!
ReplyDeleteSo-I have a few questions for you about travel in Australia. I'm looking at going to Sydney and Aukland end of July/beginning of August. I know that it's winter down there then---but what temperature are we talking? Is it still a good time for tourism?
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That was so funny David:)
ReplyDeleteHugs and Mocha,
Stesha
eeeeer, not a pretty picture this early in the morning....
ReplyDelete"What you mean?" asked this bloke
ReplyDeleteTaking a match to light his smoke
Arteries hard, lungs are black
Begging for a heart attack
Well, well, well he's bating Lord Cardigan!
ReplyDeleteIt's that silly old 'authorblog' being a bard again!
Even poetry is on a health food kick.
ReplyDelete"day-old lard again"
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
Another witty verse! The muse is unrelenting! Thanks for a big smile!
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