Friday, April 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said the agony aunt to the wife of a snorer
''Just place his head in an ancient amphora''
Give him lavender fumes and make sure he inhales
It worked for Mrs Coombs in New South Wales

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Snoring - an age old problem that keeps my wife awake. :)

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  2. Sniffles and Smiles1:53 PM

    I'll try anything...does this really work???? Sleep...I need sleep...:-)

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  3. Queen-Size funny bone1:56 PM

    I say off with his head!

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  4. Eddie Bluelights8:30 PM

    Said my wife, "I have a trick to stop such a snort,
    Stick a peg on his nose and the noise then is nought!"
    Eddie

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  5. Cliff9:07 PM

    Some may think these studies boring
    But this one has to do with snoring
    Could be silly some might think
    Take a banana and make you a drink

    Make it a smoothie, not a float
    Takes some pressure off your throat
    Could make less noise while asleep
    Breathing easier, resting deep

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  6. Shadow9:26 PM

    ha. is there a cure? really a cure? that works???

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  7. Mara11:05 PM

    Can I just ask: where do you get these rhymes from? Do you make the yourself (in that case, you're brilliant) or do you find them someplace (which makes you brilliant again for finding them)? In any case, I love them!

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  8. Louise1:19 AM

    Did it REALLY work??

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  9. Anonymous2:25 AM

    I have a cure for snoring that really does work. SEPARATE ROOMS!

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