Monday, April 27, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you use a Hoover in Vancouver
Must your home possess a louvre?
But if you opt for Electrolux
Don't use it near a flock of ducks

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8 comments:

  1. ♥ Boomer ♥1:02 PM

    Errant, indeed! ♥

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  2. Evil Twin's Wife1:03 PM

    I love my Electrolux - it's a mid 80s model which is still working great!

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  3. Muthering Heights1:52 PM

    Why not? It will keep them from laying eggs in the swimming pool!

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  4. Sniffles and Smiles1:57 PM

    I think I'm due for a new vacuum...Thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind! ;-)

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  5. Sandi McBride2:36 PM

    Ah the errant vacuum pays no heed to me
    it simply glides across the floor humming a bit off key
    it picks up dust cat hair and lint
    and leaves the floors intact
    the carpet nap is pulled up neat
    I love my Hoover, that's a fact!
    Sandi

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  6. Cliff6:39 PM

    Keeping this on the level
    Using an old Dirt Devil
    When I wear my Beaver derby
    I pretend that it's a Kirby

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  7. Shadow8:43 PM

    excellent one!

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  8. aims6:26 AM

    hehehehe......very good David!

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