What a lovely pun, David! And I cheerfully refer you to the popular, Caldecott award winning children's book, "Tuesday" where upon the last page pigs do indeed fly. :-)
Thanks for stopping by my blog, David, and leaving a comment. And yes, great minds think alike and all that. Not sure I qualify for the equation but I went for it anyway!
The pig ran as fast as he could down the runway Hoping to get launched in the air in a fun way He jumped in the air But crashed in depair And wandered around with flu in a stun way!
AHAHAHA!!!! LOVE this one!
ReplyDeleteMore informative by the day.
ReplyDeletebe carefull
ReplyDeleteOh I do hope this flu flies away. Far away.
ReplyDeleteBest one yet!
ReplyDeleteBreeze
PERFECT!!!! LOL!!!! ~Janine
ReplyDeleteIf I get hit with the swine
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I'd do nothing but whine
Everyone has to be extra alert :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely pun, David! And I cheerfully refer you to the popular, Caldecott award winning children's book, "Tuesday" where upon the last page pigs do indeed fly. :-)
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Bravisimo!! This is one of my favorite types of poetry. Just little bits of rhyming fluff with a double entendre thrown in for good measure!
ReplyDeleteCarry a sturdier umbrella.
ReplyDeleteThat is good!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog, David, and leaving a comment. And yes, great minds think alike and all that. Not sure I qualify for the equation but I went for it anyway!
ReplyDeleteHard hat and rain coat would be added to your haberdashery!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH that was PUNishing:)
ReplyDeleteYou'd see the doc who'd check your temp
ReplyDeleteAnd ask you: "Have you met an imp,
a microscopic entity
who launches mass infirmity?"
And if your answer is "No way!"
Chances are that you can say
"I wash my hands quite regularly
while singing Happy Birthday, me!"
The flu swines can fly away as far as they want, as long as they don't plan on making another pig stop! ;-)
ReplyDeleterun screaming!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe pig ran as fast as he could down the runway
ReplyDeleteHoping to get launched in the air in a fun way
He jumped in the air
But crashed in depair
And wandered around with flu in a stun way!
Ouch!! sorry!!
David, I love these. And the comments are always entertaining as well!
ReplyDeleteIf you knew that swine flu,
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably say "Ah-choo!"
=)
haha.....charming!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post of the day mention David! You made my day! I'm off to check out all the others mentioned.
Good One David!
ReplyDeleteHope you don't get it!
I didn't at first! (The joke I mean!)
Topical brillance, David! We all need a good dose of light relief - thank you!
ReplyDeleteI've said it before, and I'll say it again!
ReplyDeletePigs canNOT be trusted - they are evil! ;-)