Maybe He Really Is The Ant’s Pants
Police have warned a footballer not to run through a British seaside town in his underpants after hearing how he lost a bet. Swanage Town and Herston striker Jamie Holland lost the bet that he would be the season's top goal scorer - and was supposed to be to jog through the Dorset resort in his underwear.
FOOTNOTE: Und(i)eterred.
Undie-terred.. hahahaha! That's a classic!
ReplyDeleteTighty Whiteys or Boxers?
ReplyDeleteAir up his G-string? LOL
ReplyDeletemmmm, some bets one shouldn't loose...
ReplyDeletefootballer in his underwear? Seems like a mild bet to me.
ReplyDeleteSeems the police have rescued him from a most em-bare-assing predicament. ;-) (Pardon the language...just couldn't resist the pun...) LOL.
ReplyDeleteWas he a striker or a streaker?
ReplyDeleteLucky he was not 'nicke(re)d' ~ Eddie
Are we sure he wasn't an NFL player from America on vacation? They are always doing crazy stuff!
ReplyDeleteI am thinking the police made a mistake. If he's honor bound to keep his bet, and he doesn't want to break the law, they have forced the poor fellow to run naked ....
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