Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Next time you order Schezuan
Make sure you don your fez, Juan
And for great lobster thermidor
Savour it near a Burma door


11 comments:

  1. while I partake of my rare t-bone steak
    I'll make sure it's not filet of snake
    I'm pretty sure rattles might tip the scales
    and send my tiny mind right off the rails!

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  2. David,
    You're never a bore,
    I want to hear more!

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  3. Oh, what a cute little rhyme
    Wish I had a little more time
    For then I would try one, too,
    To match what you can do.

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  4. I thought you said a Brahma door
    And took my dinner to the barn.
    When bull saw I was eatin' his wife
    He didn't like it worth a darn.

    He started tearing the barn apart.
    I didn't know what to do!
    Then he broke my plate and stepped on my steak
    And now he's really in a stew.

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  5. Thanks for post below...love those mime artists! So clever!

    Saw one in Dublin once, so convincing, but when you dropped a coin in their basket they came alive with bells and whistles! Very clever!

    Saw a good post on the My World segment just now

    http://thestitchingroom.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-world-tuesday-14-north-arm-market.html?showComment=1241494020000#c1909587292007651900

    now I am not sure whether this will work...it was from Leanne in Adelaide (41)..she had some lovely photos!

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  6. Actually the previous post of Leanne's of Semaphore beach is even more remarkable, I think!

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  7. But if in France you sip wine
    and hope to keep your waistline
    Just know crustaceans served there
    Come served avec les plus beurre

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  8. You encourage me to try a rhyme
    I really wish I had more time...


    more to follow when brain gears engage
    that's when I'll turn to another clean page

    Don't laugh...

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  9. You became my visitor no 75000
    :)

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  10. mmmmm, now that would be great for dinner...

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