Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He said it was hard,
Will Shakespeare (the Bard)
And he said he was scarred
Trying to rhyme "leotard"

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14 comments:

  1. Nessa12:37 PM

    Bought at the fair
    leotards are to wear
    with jaunty flair
    instead of going bare.

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  2. Tess Kincaid12:49 PM

    Aren't you glad authors don't have to go around in leotards these days?

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  3. Maureen1:31 PM

    Holy crap, you're good... I can't do poetry at all. Heck, I could never even find a rhyme for orange. Or purple. Geesh.

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  4. jillie1:36 PM

    That's like trying to find something that rhymes with orange...but ya done good!

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  5. Unknown1:57 PM

    LOL I read the first 2 lines and thought uh-oh the first x-rated Verse and Worse from Authorblog! Boy was I ever relieved to read leotard!

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  6. Sherry Shealy Martschink2:40 PM

    I don't believe I've ever seen "leotard" in rhyme before.

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  7. K.2:42 PM

    You're a card, Author-bard...

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  8. BumbleVee4:01 PM

    ... haahhah... in Will's day...I bet leotard was unheard...

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  9. Cliff7:50 PM

    He looked at a card
    As he stood in the yard
    He thought oh so hard
    And he come up with lard

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  10. TBM8:09 PM

    LOL! Love these ;-)

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  11. Anonymous9:41 PM

    Some cognitive behavioral therapy is in order :-).~Mary

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  12. Urban Panther10:51 PM

    The faerie in the yard
    Wore a striped leotard.
    Turning to the frog,
    Who was sitting on a log,
    He said "Don't you know it?
    Our David thinks he's a poet"

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  13. Shadow12:38 AM

    oh, leotard? true, true

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  14. Eleonora Baldwin7:14 AM

    'Twas the men in a leotard
    that as gals and nymphs starred
    in the good old days of the Bard...

    I can't do rhyme, sorry David. I'll stick with cooking. Better.

    Ciao!

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