Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Trevor Rose had a bulbous nose
It intruded into every pose
He told us all that it was "swell"
As it enhanced his sense of smell

5 comments:

  1. I like a guy with a positive olfactitude! :-)

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  2. How funny. . . where do you come up with this stuff? It's great!

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  3. 'all the better to smell you with'

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  4. He said, "What a whiff!"
    Let's see if I sniff
    In just a few secs I'll be able
    To detect horse mature from the stable!"
    POO! That will be good for the roses!

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  5. It was the Dong, the Dong with the luminous nose! You need to get magnetic love poems, they are great fun.

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