Thursday, May 21, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Grandma’s roast
Is in the post
But she’s sending the gravy
Through the merchant navy

10 comments:

  1. The first thing that comes to mind is that rhyme

    Kindergarten Baby
    Stick your head in gravy
    Wash it out with bubblegum
    And sent it to the Navy.

    Can you imagine the guy that had to open those packages?

    Oh great...another one...

    Peace - Rene

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  2. Wonder which will get there first?

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  3. Let's propose a toast
    and dance labamba down the coast
    we can have the anchovy
    while waiting for the gravy!

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  4. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Lesson learned: Visit Grandma!
    hehe

    thank for the kind comment you left on my blog

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  5. Grandma's pies
    Had better get wise!
    If they don't get no lovin'
    They'll burn in the oven!

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  6. huh???? this is so random i had to laugh!

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  7. By the time our Post Office delivers the post
    Grandma will be dead and she'll be a ghost
    And as for the Navy with the gravy
    It's sunk at Jones' locker, christian name, Davy!

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  8. Grandma's roast is in the post?!
    I'd hate to see that package...
    by the time it gets to Oz,
    it'll just end up as wreckage!

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